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You know you’re Pentecostal when…Â Â
1. The amount of money you spend on hairspray exceeds your gas bill.
2. You can swim in a denim skirt and still have fun.
3. Your brother or sister in the Lord hugs you right in the middle of Wal-Mart.
4. The musicians at your church can tear it up, but none of them can read sheet music.
5. You have 50 pairs of church shoes.
6. Running the aisles and jumping up and down is your exercise.
7. You judge a church service by swollen eyes, rumpled clothes, and disheveled hair.
8. Sunday and Wednesday mean no cooking or dishes.
9. You can always find hairpins on the floor after a good service.
10. You can pronounce, “Habakkuk”.
11. Your day of rest includes 2 church services, choir practice, and Golden Corral.
12. Growing up you baptize your cousins and siblings several times in the swimming pool.
13. Your 2 year-old runs through Wal-Mart shouting, “Praise the Lord! Eb shamma dabba yamma yabba dooba! *clap *clap* clap* Yes, Lord! Yes, Lord! Thank You Jesus! Hallelujah!”
Posted on August 1st, 2007 by JuSjAyNe
Filed under: General
[ 11. Your day of rest includes 2 church services, choir practice, and Golden Corral. ]
heh - yes but when you’re tired, it’s a “good tired” - as Pastor says
TRUE DAT! TRUE DAT!!!!
Am3N 2 th3 50 p@iR$ oF $ho3s
amen to #6 and that’s the extent of it